Hysterical Moments for Me

So I just got done laughing hysterically for at least 5 minutes non-stop. Tears and gasping and everything. And it the most enjoyable thing I could ever feel. I can only remember laughing this hard 3 times this school year, which is a far improvement from last school year. And not because anyone I actually know is THAT funny. They are all relatively boring. Relatively, I said. No, all of these times occurred because of TV. So here are the 3 occassions that made me forget all the worries in the world, in chronological viewing order:
1) Michael kissing Oscar on the Office. I was literally sliding off my chair waiting for it to happen and shrieking at the same time. And when it happened, I could not stop myself from laughing so loudly, I think my neighbors next door could have gone deaf.
2) Ari firing the mailboy on Entourage. I didn't start laughing until after Ari left, when we realize that poor kid had no clue what the hell just happened to him. And he stalks off saying "My life is over." and I kept repeating that in my mind and could not stop laughing about it for at least a half hour straight.
3) In a case of mistaken identity, Andy's poor old father-in-law gets beat up in the parking lot by crazy Lew Staziak, with Simon cheering him on, on Andy Barker P.I. Nothing like geriatric duels, though this was more of a one-sided fight. This show is pretty funny, with lots of movie references for nerds like me, and a bunch of the episodes are online right now.
Ok, I have a paper due tomorrow. It is just the rough draft, but it should still be somewhat coherent, right? My goal is to get around 3 pages done tonight, and the rest done tomorrow by midnight. That is what happens when you are allowed to e-mail assignments And there is no particular due time specified by anybody involved in the seminar. Sneaky, huh?